Sorry, but…

Well, I knew it was likely to happen.

I can’t decide if I should be surprised that it finally did happen or that it took so long for it to happen.

But I got my first email from a fan who thinks I am an adult film director from the late 90s/00s who also went by “Michael Raven”. For the record, I was using the pen name well before he was directing films in the, ahem, genre.

They wanted to know where they could get a legit digital copy of a specific film. And a song title. Did this fan check to see if I was who he thought I was? Absolutely not. But that did not stop the fan from asking all the same.

What added to the surreal nature is that apparently it was a movie (very) loosely based on Lewis Carroll’s Wonderland.

For the record, there is another author who goes by the name and writes nonfiction and has been published well before I was. I’d almost rather have gotten an email from one of his fans because then I could just say, “Sorry, wrong chap” and be done with it. But with adult entertainment, it could just as easily be a phishing expedition — so ignore and block is my method for handling those.

Sorry Brian, wrong chap.


22 responses to “Sorry, but…”

    1. michael raven Avatar

      I know, right?

  1. Chico’s Mom Avatar

    The secret life of …… 🤷‍♀️

    1. michael raven Avatar

      Cue bass-heavy disco funk music.

  2. Art Hernandez Avatar

    so you don’t direct porn flicks?

    1. michael raven Avatar

      I’m sorry to disappoint… but… no. 😢

      1. lyndhurstlaura Avatar

        And there was me thinking … 🙂

  3. chrisnelson61 Avatar

    Ha! You’ve reminded me of a comment I got several years ago from someone who thought I was an ex! She sounded quite bitter until I put her straight!
    All part of life’s rich tapestry as it slowly unpicks itself!

    1. michael raven Avatar

      Jessica who? I’m sorry lass, you’ve got the wrong beau. 😂

  4. shredbobted Avatar

    It’s rough being semi-famous . . .

    1. michael raven Avatar

      I can imagine! How do you manage?

  5. tara caribou Avatar

    🤣🤣 this made me giggle.

    1. michael raven Avatar

      I did more of a laugh incredulously out loud, but we’re in the same boat. 🤣

  6. Bob Avatar

    Haha. This will be a good story to tell for a long time.

    1. michael raven Avatar

      Wah pedals and muted-string guitars chugga chugga in the background.

  7. Stacey C. Johnson Avatar
    Stacey C. Johnson

    OMG this is terrific. I needed that laugh. Thank you, Michael!

    1. michael raven Avatar

      Glad I could help! 😂