• U and I, eww

    Thank you, whomever at WordPress rolled back the new Reader UI for browsers that debuted yesterday.

    While I can see some of the benefits, I don’t think that UI was tested ahead of time. The fonts were far too small, the whitespace far too big and it made readability a bit of an eyestrain. And dropping (without warning) likes and comments to the bottom of the tab made me have to hunt too hard for those features. Again, far too much whitespace, forcing the user to hunt for the standard features we grew accustomed to using.

    Other elements were welcome additions — if you could find them (read time is helpful, for instance). And it did not work on mobile browsers. At all. Panels overlapped, preventing any useability whatsoever.

    But this fixation across all tech with UI that uses ever-decreasing font sizes and is otherwise either too spacious or to crowded… Eww.

    So thank you WP team for rolling that back. There are good ideas in that, but it was poorly implemented. My eyes are much happier.

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  • Notice of Discrepancy II

    The chime promised fresh coffee. Reconstituted, and pleased to be.

    The grog was hair-of-the-dog strong — except there’d been no dog, and no drink. Just the memories, still settling, the way a hangover settles. This wasn’t a rub-your-eyes morning. Ellison sat on the edge of the bed and let the coffee burn his throat into submission anyway, as if the body’s problem were anywhere near the throat.

    He put on yesterday’s clothes, scratched his ribs, and tried to shake the memories loose. Both the scheduled and the recurring.

    The chime dropped all cheer and turned to chide. Ellison checked his watch. Half past fourteen. Late on the skip again, and his boss was past words now, moving to the file itself.

    He made a gesture for the chime’s eye. Late, and logged as such. It had decided his fate beforehand.

    Feedback, then office chatter, the voice punching through it.

    you’re late ell. again. and it looks like you haven’t done your paperwork on the jacobs write-off.

    i came in late from the skip. i’ll get to it.

    get to it now, accounting is already breathing down my neck about their assets. and…

    The and hung there, unfinished, and Ellison winced into the gap. Then the voice came back.

    it looks like recovery went tits up as well. can you remind me what i’m paying you for, ell? burning assets and dropped recoveries? that in your job profile? or did they change it?

    Ellison did not reply. It was not on-plan.

    get to that paperwork. london office asks about their asset at sixteen, and i need something to tell them. gimme a preview in case they call sooner.

    Ellison shrugged for the eye. It was logged. Brook did not care about performative gestures, but it was better to have a shrug on file. The chime rewarded Ellison with a happy ding.

    he was an idiot.

    Brook waited until Ellison could not wait anymore.

    he skipped out of shadow. the target took offense. he died for it.

    no one checked for an eye?

    Ellison thought about it. And then made it a second time.

    we scanned. nil. oldtown, though. there were windows.

    It was Brook’s turn to pause.

    fuckin’ limeys. all cock, empty cranium. gimme that report, stat.

    A last screech of feedback, and the line died. Ellison sat with a punch-list gone long and that dog barking in his head.

    So he did the only sensible thing: He lit up.

    It was logged.


    Note: These “Notice of Discrepancy” titled posts are an attempt to step well outside my comfort zone when it comes to narrative framing. I have strict rules that I’ve established for myself that I follow on these pieces, although it may often seem scattershot. I apologize in advance if something doesn’t work as intended. It is still an interesting experiment, regardless of the ultimate success.

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  • Notice of Discrepancy I

    He lit a cigarette. The small fire agreed to live for a while, the way everything here did — provisionally, and watching the door. Flick ash and raindrop. A siren screamed the alley red and blue. He stepped back into the dark and joined his cigarette in its watching.

    Some doors wait. This one had been threshold patient all night, and he found he could match it — let the hours stand open beside him, going nowhere, the way the rain kept not quite falling.

    goddammit.

    Jacobs back already, the sandwich arriving before he did.

    nothing?

    Ellison let the cigarette do his talking for him in drag and exhale.

    new mexico…

    Mouth full to bursting, the syllables shoving past it.

    the desert is supposed to be dry, innit?

    arizona.

    howzat?

    arizona. flagstaff. as in: not desert.

    Deli-paper crinkle as it skittered to the corner. A belch announcing that dinner was done.

    thought arizona was all desert. you yanks canna make up your mind.

    Ellison let the wet pavement and cigarette answer in hiss.

    Jacobs opened his mouth to say something. No cards left.

    He did, however, sport a new hole in his forehead.

    The door had wearied of staying shut. Someone stepped through, did the necessary thing, and the alley went back to being an alley.


    I’m trying out something new, uncertain if I will continue adding to it. We’ll have to see if it still feels good when I get around to writing more.

    Assuming I do.

    There is a lot of very carefully designed structure in this piece and I hope that it not only holds, but lands right as well. I’m purposefully writing in an uncomfortable style for me to see what happens when I do. The framing rules I used are easy to hit “fail-states” with — underdone, they seem weak; played too freely and they seem excessive in short order.

    Thanks for reading.

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  • Of solstices and bedknobs; leave your broomsticks at the door

    Summer solstice is nearly upon us and I am challenging my thought processes about the marking of the day like I have continuously since I started down this little tumble-worn path of mine going on close to forty years ago.

    Aside from October 31st, I have largely moved away from the merged eight-fold seasonal holiday structure and compressed it to observing the two solstices in my own way, and giving nod to the equinoxes when I can. The remaining three are a different kind of observed holiday than I am into embracing after all this time of serious pondering. Interesting in their symbolism, but ultimately not part of my crooked, winding path.

    That’s another thought for another time.

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  • Half-penny dreadful, erm… thoughts — 16jun26

    I’m being abandoned with the cats like I am every summer — this is but the first family trip of two planned events. I get to scoop cat litter while kids scoop up more stuff they don’t really need. But the same could be said for the new kittens, although I am being made to say they are everybody’s kittens.

    Who gets to stay home with them while everyone vacays? Right. My kittens.

    Anyway, on Sunday next week, I get to put on my little witchy-dress and dance out under a solstice moon (although, sadly, not a Strawberry Solstice Moon) all by my lonesome. Not skyclad. There’s been restraining orders issued against that.

    If you had a day and evenings completely to yourself (and the resident clowder), what might you do if weather was not being cooperative for dancing in a little witchy-dress? Or the neighbors call the police on you? AGAIN!?!

    Unwitchy-dress dancing is welcome too. Dancing can be omitted if the idea is that I watch some witchy romcom instead. Oh! We can have a streaming party!

    Or, maybe — I should not wake up at 2.30 in the morning from nightmares and, if I do, go back to sleep even if my brain is “noping” that idea.

    It’s getting punchy over here.

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  • Well, that was unexpected

    I’m not quite sure how one goes back to sleep after having a dream of an old classmate throat slash himself in the kitchen, prompting a mad dialing of emergency services you know will arrive too late to do anything for him.

    It was a far more graphic and visceral experience than most of my dreams. And I admit, I can have some real doozies. Usually, the gore is suggested. This dream was “in full Technicolor” and detailed.

    I’m half-expecting to read something about him in the local news, it was so vivid. The other part is “don’t be absurd, J would never do anything like that.”

    Except, my brain reminds me, that’s exactly the kind of thing he’d do if he wanted a ticket out of here.

    As I said, I’m not sure how one goes back to sleep after a dream like that.

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  • Darkwave songlet

    I recently upgraded my DAW and have been meaning to play around with it AND get more familiar with synth soundcrafting rather than using the synth presets.

    Some of this is crafted sound, some of it is presets, about half-and-half.

    I’m just playing around, not sure if this will end up as something.

    Detail free description: I was looking for a mid-speed darkwave sound that was upbeat enough to dance to with an emulated classic Roland 808 drum machine sound (although I may modify it).

    Slightly more detail: The arp and one layer of the pads are crafted sounds and the original bass sound was as well, but I wanted something punchier and livelier than what I was getting, so I went with a preset and tweaked it. The guitar is a great preset I live for guitar, so I did almost nothing with it. 134 bpm, for the curious.

    This is two sections, repeated. If I were to flesh this out, I would add some bridges and empty space between. But this is something just cobbled together in about two or three hours and, while it was interesting to play around, I’m not sure how much mileage I can pull from it (it would need lyrics, singing and full engineering work to make it sound better). We’ll see. I can already hear the arp levels were lower than I intended. And there is zero panning.

    Anyway, another one of my songs in less that two minutes thingies. This one clocks in currently at around 65 seconds, so you’ll only have around that much of your time to demand back from the timelords.

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  • Grave situation

    Flash fiction using Jolene’s prompt. Rules: Must use all four of the following and not kill your main character:

    1. This time it’s bound to work
    2. what is that smell?
    3. mortician
    4. toy maker

    “Gah! What’s that smell?”

    The shoveling did not stop. Nor did the speaker.

    “Gah! I say, Nate — What’s that smell?”

    “It’s called ‘death’, Jeff. I could go into the chemistry of putrescine, cadaverine and butyric acid but I’m afraid it would all go over your head and we’d still me forced to hear your heavy panting and repeated ‘Gah’ utterances because you have absolutely no respect for science.”

    “Why didn’t you just say ‘science’? That’s all I needed to know. Not those ‘ines and acids.”

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  • Morning blather

    I was thinking (dangerous stuff, that) about totems last night after waking up (this morning?) to use the toilet and after laying back down and trying to find a comfortable position to grab another ninety minutes of shuteye before dealing with the day.

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  • Fragments

    I wonder, at times, if there are truly no new tales to tell or does everything always sound familiar? What does it take to break that glass barrier? Or is it a concrete barrier we try to push past and discover new tales or, at least, new ways of telling the old tales and speaking the old verse?

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