Tag: fiction

  • Door

    [Originally posted on sceandugenga.com, January 14, 2021]

    “I wouldn’t open that door, Vern,” Larry, holding up a hand in the general direction of the door but not looking up from his calculations written hastily on a yellow legal pad. “My guess the reason that those yahoos can’t be found is that they messed up this” — he pointed to a glyph on the frame around the door — “was supposed to be the inverted form. Chances are, they ended up right in the lap of Nyarlathotep instead of in Kadath itself.”

    He shook his head at the revelation. “Poor bastards had no business messing with this kind of higher math.”


    Note: I am taking a short break from posting new material and am tossing out a few older pieces as explained here and here. Thanks for your continuing support.

  • Going to the chapel…

    Another four prompts from Jolene.

    Another absurd little tale. Okay, maybe not that absurd.

    The prompts:

    1. laundromat 
    2. shocking announcement
    3. person who takes shortcuts 
    4. person who needs to remove a tattoo right away

    Gee, I really love you
    And we're gonna get married
    Going to the chapel of love

    The sunlight was more blinding than it had any right to be, piercing even eyes closed tight against such insults and it sent my head spinning. Or the room spinning. Or, the whole world had become a giant tilt-a-whirl and I fought the urge to vomit up all the liquor I had consumed at the—

    Umm. Record release party on the Strip. That sounded right, the answer hiding just behind the pounding on the inside of my skull by some wee gnome with a steel hammer.

    After which, I think it was followed by an an after-hours rave.

    I think. Things went all wobbly right after hailing the Uber with Jessie and that producer she had the hots for that we were chatting up at the release party.

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  • A tale to be told of murder and betrayal:

    There’s this story I have flipping around my mind. Yeah?

    Maybe it’s a true story.

    Maybe it’s not.

    I haven’t written it down yet, so it could be either.

    It might even be both.

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  • Dead Letter Office [fragment]

    I started this a while back for Jolene Rice’s story prompts and never got around to finishing it. This particular list included: a key that nobody else has, a bumper sticker offers excellent advice, a slow poke, and an oddities collector.

    This time, I was going to eschew my normal fantasy/noir/horror inclinations and lean fairly straight, non-genre storytelling. I do that on occasion. When I do, chances are there are still hints of some kinds of odd in the tale, but the world’s chocked full of odd kinds of tales.

    Anyway, it seemed a shame to let a not-terrible beginning to a story molder in a draft folder, so I decided to share it in the story’s unfinished state.

    All apologies offered in advance.

    Bonus points if you can figure out the inspiration which informs the tone of the planned story.


      There was a traffic jam on the kudzu-lined gravel road leading into Gideon. There were already at least three cars lined up behind whatever was obstructing the road around the canopy of vines hanging down from telephone wires and what-all the greenery could find for support to cling to.

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    1. Notice of Discrepancy II

      The chime promised fresh coffee. Reconstituted, and pleased to be.

      The grog was hair-of-the-dog strong — except there’d been no dog, and no drink. Just the memories, still settling, the way a hangover settles. This wasn’t a rub-your-eyes morning. Ellison sat on the edge of the bed and let the coffee burn his throat into submission anyway, as if the body’s problem were anywhere near the throat.

      He put on yesterday’s clothes, scratched his ribs, and tried to shake the memories loose. Both the scheduled and the recurring.

      The chime dropped all cheer and turned to chide. Ellison checked his watch. Half past fourteen. Late on the skip again, and his boss was past words now, moving to the file itself.

      He made a gesture for the chime’s eye. Late, and logged as such. It had decided his fate beforehand.

      Feedback, then office chatter, the voice punching through it.

      you’re late ell. again. and it looks like you haven’t done your paperwork on the jacobs write-off.

      i came in late from the skip. i’ll get to it.

      get to it now, accounting is already breathing down my neck about their assets. and…

      The and hung there, unfinished, and Ellison winced into the gap. Then the voice came back.

      it looks like recovery went tits up as well. can you remind me what i’m paying you for, ell? burning assets and dropped recoveries? that in your job profile? or did they change it?

      Ellison did not reply. It was not on-plan.

      get to that paperwork. london office asks about their asset at sixteen, and i need something to tell them. gimme a preview in case they call sooner.

      Ellison shrugged for the eye. It was logged. Brook did not care about performative gestures, but it was better to have a shrug on file. The chime rewarded Ellison with a happy ding.

      he was an idiot.

      Brook waited until Ellison could not wait anymore.

      he skipped out of shadow. the target took offense. he died for it.

      no one checked for an eye?

      Ellison thought about it. And then made it a second time.

      we scanned. nil. oldtown, though. there were windows.

      It was Brook’s turn to pause.

      fuckin’ limeys. all cock, empty cranium. gimme that report, stat.

      A last screech of feedback, and the line died. Ellison sat with a punch-list gone long and that dog barking in his head.

      So he did the only sensible thing: He lit up.

      It was logged.


      Note: These “Notice of Discrepancy” titled posts are an attempt to step well outside my comfort zone when it comes to narrative framing. I have strict rules that I’ve established for myself that I follow on these pieces, although it may often seem scattershot. I apologize in advance if something doesn’t work as intended. It is still an interesting experiment, regardless of the ultimate success.

    2. Remember the webring?

      Depending on when you showed up on the internet, you may or may not recall a little something called the webring. For the uninitiated:

      A webring (or web ring) is a collection of websites linked together in a circular structure, usually organized around a specific theme, and often educational or social. They were popular in the 1990s and early 2000s, particularly among amateur websites.

      Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webring

      I was just thinking about how to bring that back interconnectivity and make discovery less reliant on algorithm. Digging into it, it looks like a fairly simple thing to add on as code and host in a subdomain (basically for the php “guts” to make it work) and, unlike the old-school webring, can be designed to be randomized with a cookie that gives preference to sites that having been visited that are part of the ring, rather than a next/previous circular arrangement. Yes, it puts the thumb on scale of sites you haven’t visited yet, but that is the only algorithm I would employ. Nothing directed.

      The nice thing, I can design it to be purely HTML, which would work on most sites, including WordPress and other blogging services.

      I was thinking of maybe doing a curated fiction writer’s ring, but I don’t want to do it if I end up being the only one participating (it kind of ruins the point). Are there any fiction writers who follow me interested in something like that?

      All you would have to do is add a simple bit of HTML code in your footer or sidebar to call the style sheet and the curated list.

      Let me know if you are writing fiction and are interested. Maybe I could cobble something together on the quick if enough hands are raised (meaning five participants, minimum).

    3. Upcoming gothic western serial

      base art generated by Gemini; text and design by michael raven

      While Sunny Day Parasol Co., the serialized noir I’ve been posting, has been “in the can” for about a week now and the publication of the story has been winding up, I have not been idle with the spare time I have had at my disposal.

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    4. Writing Hooks

      Some writing thoughts from a diseased mind before they drag me off-stage…

      Something I learned today: The “Vaudeville Hook” was not just a cartoon trope, but was used in real life. The “hook” (akin to a shepherds’ hook) used to pull off performers who had gone off the rails, were unpopular with the audience, or had overstayed their welcome. I had suspected that these were not a complete fantasy, having managed my own poetry “vaudeville” in the 90s and having occasion to wish for such a device to move things along for those very reasons.

      What I didn’t know was that the hooks were part of the stage equipment, used to pull back the stage curtains at the start of a performance. Huh.

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    5. Half-penny Thoughts — 09mar25

      Photo by Bharath Kumar on Unsplash

      As I delving back into the habit of writing prose versus my habit in recent years of writing almost exclusively poetry, I’m tossing around several ideas to bounce around my largely empty cranium.

      Okay, it’s more like dumping a large bucket of superballs at this time.

      Or, if I’m more upfront and honest about what I’m doing, throwing the whole bunch of superballs all at once as hard as I can and see what comes out of the bouncy mess.

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    6. Subdomain progress

      black wooden fence on snow field at a distance of black bare trees
      Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com. I know, this image has nothing much to do with this post.

      I know, yawn, blow-by-blow accounts are so dull and so very much not droll (let us not confuse the two “d” words, please), but I’m going to natter on a bit about it anyway. It would possibly be wise to skip this post unless you are somewhat interested in the process.

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