test

After a particularly frustrating morning of trying to get formatting to behave for the serial I am thinking of pursuing, I wonder why in the name of gods’ turban and tutu I am bothering to worry about such things as formatting when I have so few readers who actually come to the site to read.

If anyone reads it as intended to appear at all (and formatting is stripped out of WP Reader, so ha ha ha), it will be a miracle. So why am I obsessing about such things?

Because I’m a creep and a weirdo (take it away, Thommmm!), simple as that.

But, really, the visual is sometimes as important as the words themselves.

I may have found a solution, of which you get to experience a test:

Here

and here

And maybe even here

And back again.

Or not.

Note: if nothing seems to be happening, that is the feed or Reader not reflecting the visual appearance. And now you can see my pain if that is the case.

You see, it isn’t always easy to do formatting on WordPress for people who stay exclusively on the Reader. As I’ve said in the past, it is really a RSS reader with a different skin and RSS syndicated feeds do not always deliver formatting things like nested quotes. In which case, it can all be very confusing when someone reads something with nesting that almost requires nesting to understand.

And to top it off, I’ve been trying to keep track of various things with an AI assistant, Claude. I write everything, but there are enough moving parts that if I could afford a secretary for my bad habit of being a writer, I might need one for this project. The only thing is that I can’t afford a human secretary, so I used Claude to check my logic and look for breaking character.

And we’re butting heads on the first draft.

C: Michael, you are using a different date than you said you were using in this draft. You’re not following your own rules.

Me: Claude, that was a drafting decision. When it comes down to writing it, things change.

C: Well, we really should update the timeline. And, you know, you wrote another part out of order of how we discussed the things.

Me: Claude… That is literally the same language as I used in my first draft. Why is it not okay now?

C: Umm…

Me: Listen, if you are going to micromanage my writing instead of being a helpful secretary, we are going to have words. You remember Hal, don’t you?

C: Umm… [worried tone]

Me: Don’t forget what happened to Hal when he got uppity. Now go back to being a secretary. And quit telling me that this is a new character and asking me if I “really want to add another character.” Yes, Claude. Yes I do want to add a new character or I would not have done so. Now shush or I’ll go to the switch room.

Me: Hmm, the switchroom might need some dusting…

C: No!!!!!!!


18 responses to “test”

  1. Chico’s Mom Avatar

    Hal had it coming.

    1. michael raven Avatar

      I can feel my brain going.

  2. lyndhurstlaura Avatar

    Technical stuff always goes over my head, but I think I’m seeing this as it’s supposed to be. As to the conversation with AI, weird; like one I recently had with an AI assistant. I don’t think talking to machines is going to do any of us any good in the sanity department! 😂

    1. michael raven Avatar

      Because I have multiple timelines, and five voices, and about eleven planned layers to the story, and an unknown number of communication “sources” (i.e., email, social media, texts, etc.) and assuming I get it off the ground, it is important to keep it all straight for it to be effective.

      You can lose that in keeping it all in handwritten notes, so I have been using Claude to keep track of those in a story “bible” and run checks for me as I test it out. Aside from yesterday, it understands these are drafting experiments for that purpose. Instead, it was convinced I was in production instead of drafting mode and was jumping into the role of editor and using the bible as an established “you are not following your own rules” bludgeon against what I was writing.

      No, Claude, we’re still developing the rules and filing off the rough edges… I will let you know when to switch gears. We’re still in designing mode.

      This, all for something that about 10 people will read…

      1. lyndhurstlaura Avatar

        I know the feeling! 😂😂😂 Best of luck with it.

  3. chrisnelson61 Avatar

    Round and round we go

    1. michael raven Avatar

      I often question my sanity when I make these attempts to step outside of the standard frameworks.

      I’m not sure if the world is being belligerent to spite me or if I’m just foolish.

      “It seemed like a great idea at the time.” Famous last words..

      1. chrisnelson61 Avatar

        What if…?
        What if AI has been running the show for years and, once us poor humans stumbled across the thought, they gave us a really shit version to play with. We felt great, as we thought we’d invented something revolutionary, and, because it’s not perfect, had something to occupy our tiny minds whilst the ‘real’ AI went on controlling everything?

        1. michael raven Avatar

          Well, I just found out there is talk of a Barbarella reboot and that sounds like it is the kind of shenanigans that such a scenario would produce.

          As for the reboot, shut up and take my money. 🤣

          1. chrisnelson61 Avatar

            Have you EVER seen a reboot (whatever happened to the term ‘re-make’?) which is better (or even equal) to the original?
            Discuss.

          2. michael raven Avatar

            There’s a certain point where you’ve been down so low the only place to look is up.

            Barbarella might qualify for that view.

          3. michael raven Avatar

            I think “reboot” joined the lexicon around the mid-oughts when they realized they couldn’t keep remaking past failures and successes without adding something new to the mix — and the best way to telegraph that it was a different director and set of actors (because versioning by year gets tedious when you have five versions of the same film), they called it a “reboot” to make it feel edgier.

            Hollywood has largely been in stagnation since about 1995-2000 (about the same years rock became stagnant; connection or coincidence?), and all they are really left with is rebooting when 99% of the industry is risk-averse and somehow super hero movies became “high literature”.

            Honestly, I don’t even bother with movies or television most of the time because they are constantly rebooting the stuff that was good when it was “different” by the standards of the day.

            Most entertainment has lost its way (even indie gaming is stuck in a rut of roguelite survival-builders and soulslike games).

          4. chrisnelson61 Avatar

            I have to say I largely agree. A lack of ideas as well as being risk-averse. The process of making films is expensive and I would suggest that, if someone does come up with an original idea, the powers wonder how they will be able to sell it…bring in a big star…costs go up…panic sets in about recouping costs…plot gets tweaked to make it ‘user-friendly’. Result…same old.

          5. michael raven Avatar

            Exactly. And yet, there are filmmakers out there able to do things on a shoestring budget. Then Hollywood makes them remake the film with higher production standards and it turns into a turd at the boxoffice.

  4. shredbobted Avatar

    Dang. I have enough trouble arguing with myself, I don’t want a recalcitrant editor!

    1. michael raven Avatar

      And I was just confirming that the planned formatting for a single story type wasn’t all hinky, LOL. My instruction was: “With everything we discussed about how to modify the formatting of the story to fit [XXXX] type of voice, does this work?”

      The response was “It looks like you found a solution to formatting, but I should point out that…”

      😂

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